"Grain was an herb, when you got down to it, and so is malt, she told herself.  As for the peat that was involved somewhere in the manufacturing process of a descent single malt, well, you couldn't get any more back-to-Mother-Earth than that unless you got down on all fours and sucked topsoil." -- Edwina Godz

From E.Godz by Robert Asprin and Esther Friesner, one of my wife's silly "fantasy meets modern technolgy" novels